A day with me

Hello? I said. It’s my boss on the phone. She yells at me and hung up. I roll my eyes and comments “Yelling is not going to give you answers, if you are a leader you need to guide us” I only wish, if I could say this to her face, but I did tell her, indirectly I swipe up my phone and go to instagram and posts a status and she saw it, yeah, the message is delivered!

It’s not my purpose to do it, or maybe I should do that, if you think I shouldn’t have done that? can you keep your thoughts with you. Am I showing some attitude here? because I am in a bad mood now, actually I am in a mood of nothing, is there a name for this?

I stares at my laptop screen, annoyed with all the phone talks, here there is another one to annoy me ‘The House Flies’ Where on earth they come from? this is an office and my security never let any one inside without an ID card, black belt, polished shoes and mask, how did IT come? without a mask?

I looked at the sadist air conditioner it freezes my face and gives me chills since morning like I am refrigerated tomato, and I looked at the house fly and I felt to ask only this, “how can you STILL survive?”

It is a strong one to fly around me in this cold temperature and most importantly having the guts to annoy me. It has come to a dead end. Even if it has million eyes, it can never predict what I am going to do.

Yay!!! I did it, it did not see it, It’s dead, RIP Housefly. A sense of achievement, yes, I didn’t kill a lion, it’s just a house fly, but the sense of killing said very clearly ‘I’m a sadist’

Okay, I now know what you think, I wonder the same, why do I faint at gore scenes then?. hmm, maybe I’m a beginner sadist.

Back to staring my screen, Yes I don’t know what to do, I still have to pretend that I work, let me open a notepad and practice my typewriting, my manager never knows that he pays me for staring at the screen. Poor them, Why do I feel like someone is massaging me, yes, what is that feeling called? a sense of closing my eyes slowly, yes that’s the right moment, I wanted to sleep now, I am feeling asleep.

My eyes trying to shut down itself, I felt uneasy, something is there on my nose I sneeze hardly and looks where I sneeze, there it fell, on the table, the dead house fly, my eyes out of my skull, I just witnessed a dead fly coming out of my nose, and I can’t believe it turns into a smoke. I stand up now and looks around, why no one watches me now?

My fingers twitches, I looked at my fingers something is running through my veins a strange feeling and there it comes, something from my throat, there, I puked on the floor, and it is full of black house flies, damn, that is disgusting, I close my mouth and scream, damn, who is that?

My boss taps my shoulder now, I shows him the floor that I puked, he looks at it and looks at me again now, I turn to see the place I puke, and…. nothing?, he asks “Day dreaming Simon?”

I say with a blunt face “I am rehearsing for my drama”

He shakes his head thinking I am lying, he should have some trust, now let me open my instagram, put an another message for him, should I tag him? NO!, Let him see it and realise his mistake. Now, Let me get back to my seat and stare at my screen. I must share a message with you now “Don’t day dream in office”

Thanks for reading πŸ€— This is an imaginative work, don’t think I stare at my screen in my office😜 I do ofcourse, But I work, seriouslyπŸ§πŸ˜‰


19 thoughts on “A day with me

  1. A refrigerated tomato πŸ… Hahaha Simon! What an imagination πŸ˜‰ Day dreaming is not bad, I did not do it yet in the office but you never know what may happen πŸ€ͺ
    Have a wonderful day! πŸ˜‰πŸ€—

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  2. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ yes day dreaming is bad, I don’t dream but I do sleep 🀣😜what if I dream πŸ€” and here it is πŸ˜‚β˜ΊοΈHave a wonderful day Ribana ✨πŸ₯³


  3. Thanks for the kind words βœ¨πŸ€—And about the after thoughts marketing πŸ˜‚ None of my family members or friends are part of this blog except two kids, and Instagram everyone has it and no-one likes my enlightening quotes 😁 I did posted and viewed by 89 contacts and I got 2 followers those 2 kids again 😜 LOL that’s a long reply but that’s the reality on this side 😁

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  4. All is revealed now Simon! You actually write your posts at the office!πŸ˜ΉπŸ˜‚πŸ€ͺ Daydreaming is a sign of great intelligence, I just read that recently. Have a wonderful day! πŸ˜€πŸ˜Έ

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  5. ha ha πŸ˜‚πŸ˜œπŸ˜‚ I do day dream a LOT at workplace, I have lot of idle time, problem is the times are spent for my work strategy πŸ˜³πŸ™„ wish I could spend some time on blog, and again I don’t have internet 😡 I’m in a worst situation πŸ˜œπŸ˜‚

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  6. I would never converse or interact with my boss on Insatgram. In fact I am active on Twitter, a bit on FB, but not interacting much with my offline friends there.
    In fact I once exited from a WhatsApp group of office colleagues when I started realizing that the group was becoming more of a tracker place for our manager.
    That was a good imagination.
    How is the current “masked” life anyways??

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  7. Dont stay away from these people, Social media has freedom for us to share our thoughts, when our boss needs to see what’s in our mind, they have to see it. and they have no rights to interfere your social life as well. WhatsApp group yes , be a part of it and never be active until you are questioned. We can avoid people, TOTALLY and not just because they are from office, only people that don’t deserve ✨ Masked life sucksπŸ™„ and I don’t fear of corona anymore ☺️ Hope you are fine πŸ€— How is your personal and work life is going ?

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  8. Great, keep up with your daydreaming! That’s too bad you can’t blog while you’re there, maybe tell your boss it’s good for your creativity πŸ˜‰ πŸ‘! No internet at all? 😳😲πŸ˜₯πŸ™€That’s not good. I’m still working on my story and doing something different! I finished part 1 and starting part 2 now, the first part was called “missing ” and the 2nd part is called ” the chase “. This might be my last story this year 😒. Depending on how long I’m without my laptop. I was hoping to do one more story this year but we’ll have to wait and see.πŸ€” I hope you’re having a great day Simon! πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ΊπŸ‘‹

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  9. 😳Yes no internet and that is bad. truly bad. I hate that part. My bosses if they knew I am blogging I’ll be out of the job πŸ˜‚ senseless people 😜 that’s great 😻 glad you figured out a way😍 why don’t you ask the technician to give U a spare laptop πŸ€”maybe you can be busy until that one comes back. And you can make a post return of the prodigal son πŸ˜‚πŸ˜œπŸ˜πŸ˜ Hope you’ll get it soon, “The prodigal Son” πŸ˜‚ Have a wonderful day Steve βœ¨πŸ€—πŸ’

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  10. They don’t loan out laptops here πŸ˜’it would be nice if they did. πŸ™‚ Oh well, it will be back eventually. πŸ™„And so will I! WAIT! And Muffin too of course! 😺😻 Whew, that was close. πŸ™„πŸ˜¬πŸ˜ΉπŸ˜Ή

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  11. How is she 😻 Im missing her pictures these days and the flowers too 😡 all my fav geraniums zinnias hollyhocks daisy tulips πŸ€” did I miss any other weird names πŸ˜³πŸ™„ whatever, I miss all flowers from Canada 😭 No laptop loan πŸ€” not fair ! so let’s hope we will get laptop soon 😎 don’t worry Steve he will look at it soon and give you , don’t forget to remind him everyday 😁


  12. WFH since Mid March. Juggling between office and home affairs is now tougher. i think it is best to choose whom to interact with more and whom not. Well I still do fear Covid 19, but not in an irrational way. I do take precautions. The only part that sometimes irritates is that being at home for a long period does makes one feel bored and a bit uncomfortable. We did had a few car rides outside but avoid too much traveling around.

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  13. Thats a good way, workout often, or go for walk and do something to keep your body hydrated and healthy ✨ and don’t forget to have fun while at work ,πŸ˜‰πŸ‘

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