My Secret

Dear Readers,

Here I am sitting at the edge of my bed, trying to decide whether to post this or not. But with heavy heart I have decided to post and started to type. So the world will know my secret.

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Let the world know my secret, before I tell you I must tell you how much I have grown my hair in these lock down. It’s not that easy to measure how big my hair had grown. It was like 3 inches long when I had my cut at home with the help of a professional saloon guy and after two months it had grown to 4 inches. Science really proved. Human hair grows 1/2 inch a month and it’s almost 60 days and I am not shocked. My hair is now 4 inch long. Happily scratching the dandruff on my hair. Oops! I said that. Yes I have a little bit of dandruff and yes it’s been with me for more than 10 years, I think the dandruff fell in love with my hair. You know? I don’t break anyone’s heart? I let the dandruff stay in my hair, but I’m a sadist basically , I often torture my love dandruff with chemicals and natural herbs just to get rid off it, but true love never breaks and all the chemicals and herbs I used on my bondage session never worked. Sigh! Did I tell you the secret? God! how did I miss that?

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Concentrate Simon!

Let the world know my secret. There was a notification, who was that at this time? I’m trying to say something here, let me check that, it was from my office, you know? I hate using whatsapp for official purpose, but I have no option, in this new place I work I have 8 whatsapp group for my office, and I interact in one group, and who knows why I am there in other 7 groups? I’ve been asking the same questions to myself. First of all, why do we have to use whatsapp for official purpose? They do all this and when I post a status, “My boss is a 100% moron” they question me, is that right? they are invading my privacy! how dare they see my status and question me? that’s my personal stuff. There is always this fear that bugs me often, sending forward messages to family friends and groups, what if I post a picture in my official group and tag my friend and text I dream of asking my bosses daughter for dating, she is so hot! Imagine such things happen in an offical group. Oops where did I left? oh yes! I forgot. Let me get back to where I left.

Let the world know my secret. I’m not getting diverted I promise, I swear, oh both are same isn’t it?  exactly 2 years ago, I was too addicted reading novels and motivational books then I decided to do that. No one in my family ever tried that. It was like the first man landed on the moon. I took my mobile and swiped it open and I opened my instagram page, Hey! did I tell you? I have two instagram account and one is my personal account and another one is I use it for sharing wise thoughts. I am not wise, but I love wise people, and wise bloggers. Life is so much fun to read as theory and what we believe and what we hate and what we fear all were taught and realising certain things have changed my way of thinking. I thought fire don’t burn my skin and I got burnt multiple times, sigh? still not learning the lesson. My teachers have said that when I was a kid “how many times should I have to tell you this? why are you so dumb?” if I knew the answer I would be taking classes, isn’t it? yes! and I told her. Entire first bench laughed, I was not that loud, but the slap I got was really loud. Sigh! damn old school days. hey! where did I miss? oh! come on!!

It’s not a big secret! okay? Problem is everything🙄 so I focus too much in my mobile, people say I have respect issues. Honestly I have respect and I am looking at my mobile because I read blogs, almost most of the time, especially when I have no interest in what you are talking. I’ll be so bold to say that here because, I have started a blog exactly two years ago! and very few, like about 6 people knew I do blogging, rest all of them thinks I’m a Playboy chatting with multiple girlfriends🙄 do I look like one? 🤔 I am seriously addicted to mobile. I am not bold enough to say such words on their face “I am not interested to listen to you, so I’m indirectly saying to stop talking” Sigh I wish they could hear my mind voice! But I love to listen when you are sad. I don’t have sad people around, I have, oops! I’m sorry to take too much of your time. That’s it. I have a blog and that’s my secret, I wish I could have a moment like this, and I am Simon

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I am Simon 😎

That’s all everyone! to prove you I have completed my two years, and my lovely supporters that regularly reads my content and my ridiculous jokes 🤪 and still following me. Have a wonderful weekend ✨🎉

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Happy!!! yay!!!!