Perks of being a South Indian

Hey Everyone! Well you read the title. So let me take you through the content straight away.

In my country Here, there is one curse word that could cost your life. “I Love You” curse word Dont believe me? go to a girl and say “I love you” if you are lucky you will end up getting a slap with a slipper on your face. This curse appears to be only for boys. If a girl comes and says to any boys even married men the answer will be mostly Positive. πŸ™„ Still don’t believe me? go to social media account and say it. If your account was not blocked you are lucky, and you have high chances to get married😜 and get divorce in a month.

If a guy is piercing his ears, especially in south india, and if you are not part of that particular community, people will consider you a scoundrel, yes you read it right, I have given you the exact translation of that word in my language, we say “Porukki” society has taught us if a boy pierced his ears he is a irresponsible, useless, and having criminal records πŸ™„. See, one thing I don’t understand is all our ancestors had pierced ears, and when this kind of belief passed into the society ? Forget it! and irrespective of any community, as a guy if you pierced your nose, that’s it, you are a transgender. don’t believe me? try it! and let me know.

If you wanted to get fat? or build muscle? you have to eat! eat everything you got, be it anything paper clips pens table πŸ™„ you have to eat, more more rice. And if you are a diet follower then you must be a celebrity or a high class people or you must be having some serious disease like cancer, kidney failure πŸ™„. And if you wanted to lose fat? walk, workout don’t eat!

Thanks for reading. Let me stop with this now.. let’s look forward for a next part.πŸ€—

29 comments

  1. Seriously? Then how will you let a woman you love know how you feel? I know action speaks louder than words, but as a girl I still want to hear it.
    The piercing reminds me of tattoo. Back when I was a kid in the Philippines if you have tattoos it means you’re an addict or an ex-convict, ( some people outside the big cities still think so) but it’s mostly change now.

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  2. In order to say those 3 words you have to wait for the right signal, she must give some signs that she is interested, one sided stories are ending as tragedy here in few places. even though lot has changed, in some places people are still have not time travelled ☺️ Sigh .. and Tattoo . yes here too if someone has tattoo people talk something not sure what πŸ˜‚ I don’t mind having a tattoo, except the fear of needle πŸ€ͺ😜. It’s good the new generations are like that. β˜ΊοΈπŸ€—Thanks for reading.. Have a wonderful Week Jessica βœ¨πŸŽ‰πŸ₯³

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  3. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚didn’t expected that😜 u too hated it. Needles!!😡 … Staying in the past is no fun.. I would say they struggle for their emtional freedom, some never talk about it because of the fear in society πŸ˜‰ maybe that’s why we have so many poets here πŸ˜‚

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  4. Now you’ve made me curious…πŸ€” How you’ve told Nisha that you love her? 😍
    Piercing ears or noses for mans…honestly I don’t think is very fashionable πŸ€ͺ Better follow the tradition in that case…πŸ€ͺ
    I know people that are on a diet are not very well seen in any culture…πŸ€ͺ
    You must eat and eat and eat…but not healthy food….just carbs…πŸ€ͺπŸ€ͺ and some paper clips sometimes πŸ€ͺπŸ€ͺπŸ€ͺ

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  5. πŸ˜œπŸ˜‚I have proposed to some 4 girls I think nothing lasted πŸ˜³πŸ™„ and guess what then? my parents arranged to marry a girl, and that girl is Nisha πŸ˜‚ It’s an arranged marriage ☺️☺️ . Piercing is individuals fashion and some stories and characters shoved into such actions is πŸ˜³πŸ™„ these people will never change πŸ˜‚. Diet πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚paper clips 😜 yeah I totally get that, you wanted the diet followers to get sick πŸ€ͺπŸ€ͺ Happy Morning Ribana… Have a wonderful week πŸŽ‰

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  6. Hahaha….I know yours was an arranged marriage….so the part with “I love you” comes later, so you’re not at risk of a slap πŸ˜‰ Clever πŸ˜‰πŸ€©
    Hahaha…I don’t want anyone to get sick…everyone can eat what they like πŸ˜‰
    Happy Monday Simon! 🀩

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  7. Haha yes poets express themselves without being judge too much.
    Well, true about the struggles but with the way the future is now, the past seem better at least in the west and in my country.
    One day I’ll blog why I ended up with fear for needles πŸ˜‚

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  8. πŸ€”Oh there is a story behind thatπŸ˜ƒ can’t wait to read that πŸ˜‰ and these poets are always mysterious, they write so much feelings and they look like a smiling mannequin, I often wonder did they write such painful poems, did they even cried while writing πŸ€”πŸ€ͺ😜 it will be like their true feelings, but it’s just them.. oh well.. I’ll never be able to get into a poets brainπŸ˜œπŸ˜‚

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  9. Yes there’s a reason why needles and I don’t get along πŸ˜‚
    Oh my gosh, I just imagined something scary with the way you described those poets 😨
    πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€” now that I think about it, have you ever posted a poem? I have a feeling you did… I just can’t remember what or when exactly… πŸ€”

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  10. πŸ˜ƒI can expect to read about that one soon right πŸ˜‰. πŸ˜‚scary? about poets πŸ˜‚πŸ˜œ Now that’s sounds interesting ☺️ yes I did I wrote poems, πŸ€ͺ on Nishas birthday and when she was away. That’s all I think πŸ€”πŸ˜³πŸ€­ U want me to repost it πŸ€ͺ

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  11. Oh yeah, I remembered that 😍 I was even late to read it πŸ˜„
    I’m not sure when I’ll be done with it, but I should write it soon.
    Feel free to repost your poem if you feel too, I’m sure you have some readers who haven’t seen it yet 😊
    Have a wonderful day Simon πŸ€—πŸ€—πŸ€—

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  12. Yep! that’s right, I should repost it 😁 Glad! I got you to get such tips πŸ₯° I’m waiting to read urs 😻😍. Have a good evening to you✨πŸ₯³

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  13. πŸ™„πŸ˜΅Vampire…. Are you sure you don’t have insomnia or something sleep disorders 😜 you stress yourself too much I feel 😎 Hav a gud sleep ☺️I think you are following a perfect quote “Don’t waste a minute” πŸ€ͺ

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  14. All these rules do not apply to “Anna, Yanna, Rascala…. Mind it.” he can eat gallons of rice and pizzas and still fat cannot enter his body without permission.
    And he must have shot Covid-19 100 times by now!
    πŸ™‚

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  15. These days, it’s simple, they simply say it in social media, and it will be one on one without public interference, then the girl/boy blocks him/her, that’s it πŸ˜‹ it still happens in village and people still get into fight for these reasons. πŸ˜‚. It’s funny😝

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