When i could talk with animals
I came out of my house to take my bike and there a dog was peeing on my wheel.
Hey! what the hell? why are you peeing on my bike? Who trained u 🙄 🐕
Hey Human! this is my area, anything you park i mark it as a sign it belongs to me.🐶
You can’t even drive why the hell did you mark it then?🤦
Huh! it’s a dog thing🐶, leave before i bark and call my friends.🐕
Damn dog…. i started my bike and driving.🚴 i hear a tap noise on my helmet i stopped my bike and looked up.
A pigeon. i looked at my helmet. He shits on my helmet. i asks
Hey! 🕊️Pigeon family! who shit on my helmet.
he did! he did! he did! we don’t have toilets! where we can shit? anywhere!!!!🤣😂😂 ha ha ha ha ha🕊️ All pigeons talking themselves and laughing, frustrated me says
i will shoot you guys!🧐
All pigeon looked at me once, and they laughed again😂😂😂. NO idea why they laughed, Sigh! 🤦can’t understand them.. i feed them everyday and they shit on my helmet.
i continued my drive🚴 and reached a nearby shop.
A dog again looking at me,🐶 wiggling his tails Hey Human! snacks, snacks, come on man snacks. What are you looking at? You don’t give me? Let me try the cute look with a head tilt, Puppy face🐕. Now, will you?
Huh🙂!.. Ok, ok! you win. I’l get you some biscuits. I gave two biscuits he jumped in joy.
Now a Raven calls me and says These stray dogs are lucky to have humans like you, I see stray dogs die in hunger and sometime they get killed by humans, some of us also get killed, but nobody bothers. Well you didn’t adopt them, but at least you feed these stray dogs. you are very kind. crowwwww crowww!!!
Well, Thanks crow! we will not let our stray dogs run and die for food. They are also our friendly neighbours and loyal friend. You know? i never waste food in garbage, instead my leftover foods always filled their stomach.
ha ha ha! Some one laughing i turn back to find a squirrel.
Hey! why did you laugh at me. 🧐
You didnt notice that raven shits on your bike seat, did you?.. ha ha ha.🐿️🐿️🐿️. he laughed.
🙄i looked at Raven, I will have some leftover food for you also. Have a beautiful day Blacky! Hey stop that, he is my dog now!!
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