When i could talk with animals

When i could talk with animals

I came out of my house to take my bike and there a dog was peeing on my wheel.

Hey! what the hell? why are you peeing on my bike? Who trained u ๐Ÿ™„ ๐Ÿ•

Hey Human! this is my area, anything you park i mark it as a sign it belongs to me.๐Ÿถ

You can’t even drive why the hell did you mark it then?๐Ÿคฆ

Huh! it’s a dog thing๐Ÿถ, leave before i bark and call my friends.๐Ÿ•

Damn dog…. i started my bike and driving.๐Ÿšด i hear a tap noise on my helmet i stopped my bike and looked up.

A pigeon. i looked at my helmet. He shits on my helmet. i asks

Hey! ๐Ÿ•Š๏ธPigeon family! who shit on my helmet.

he did! he did! he did! we don’t have toilets! where we can shit? anywhere!!!!๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ ha ha ha ha ha๐Ÿ•Š๏ธ All pigeons talking themselves and laughing, frustrated me says

i will shoot you guys!๐Ÿง

All pigeon looked at me once, and they laughed again๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚. NO idea why they laughed, Sigh! ๐Ÿคฆcan’t understand them.. i feed them everyday and they shit on my helmet.

i continued my drive๐Ÿšด and reached a nearby shop.

A dog again looking at me,๐Ÿถ wiggling his tails Hey Human! snacks, snacks, come on man snacks. What are you looking at? You don’t give me? Let me try the cute look with a head tilt, Puppy face๐Ÿ•. Now, will you?

Huh๐Ÿ™‚!.. Ok, ok! you win. I’l get you some biscuits. I gave two biscuits he jumped in joy.

Now a Raven calls me and says These stray dogs are lucky to have humans like you, I see stray dogs die in hunger and sometime they get killed by humans, some of us also get killed, but nobody bothers. Well you didn’t adopt them, but at least you feed these stray dogs. you are very kind. crowwwww crowww!!!

Well, Thanks crow! we will not let our stray dogs run and die for food. They are also our friendly neighbours and loyal friend. You know? i never waste food in garbage, instead my leftover foods always filled their stomach.

ha ha ha! Some one laughing i turn back to find a squirrel.

Hey! why did you laugh at me. ๐Ÿง

You didnt notice that raven shits on your bike seat, did you?.. ha ha ha.๐Ÿฟ๏ธ๐Ÿฟ๏ธ๐Ÿฟ๏ธ. he laughed.

๐Ÿ™„i looked at Raven, I will have some leftover food for you also. Have a beautiful day Blacky! Hey stop that, he is my dog now!!

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13 thoughts on “When i could talk with animals

  1. I would love to be able to speak with animals! Dr. Doolittle ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿฟ I think most of the time they take us as stupids and theyโ€™re right as they are more intelligent than us ๐Ÿ˜‚ Have a wonderful day Simon!

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  2. Hey Ribanna! You read that early ๐Ÿ˜‰ Just editing the smileys, nothing much๐Ÿค— Thanks for your kind words and time๐Ÿฅฐ Yes, These animals are way too smart than we think. Steve would help us explaining that๐Ÿ˜‰. Have a wonderful day u too Ribanna! ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ™‚

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  3. This was definitely entertaining ๐Ÿ˜„โค๏ธ It would have been a wonderful world but also chaotic if animals could talk..

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  4. Hey Simon, late Steve here!๐Ÿ˜€ This is getting to be a bad habit, always late.๐Ÿ˜ณ I talk to animals all the time, and they talk to me. People think I’m crazy๐Ÿคช but it’s true. I just don’t always understand what they say!๐Ÿ˜‚ By talking to them they become very calm and I’m able to make friends with them easily. Animals are more intelligent than we think. Cats for example, we feed them, give them a warm place to sleep, clean their litter box and what do cats do?๐Ÿค” Eat, sleep and look cute.๐Ÿ˜ฝ๐Ÿ™„ Now that’s intelligent!๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜นHave a great day!

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  5. Hi Steve! Thanks for your time, oh no u r not late๐Ÿ˜‰ โœจ๐Ÿค— I love to talk with animals too.๐Ÿ˜Mostly i did with my dog and cat. They are way too smart than we think. My dog pretends like it cant jump out if gate on day time, at night he jumps and go out with his girlfriend and come back. He is no more๐Ÿ•, but a brilliant dog. Like wise cats๐Ÿˆ… Have a great day Steve!

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  6. Yep, talking to Muffin is great, she never argues, well, almost never. Sometimes she looks at me like she is saying “you’re not very smart with this”, and she’s probably right!๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜นYou’ve probably gone to bed, so, have a great Tuesday!๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜บ๐ŸŒž

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  7. Hi Steve, Not yet. Had to be outside to meet a doctor. Wait time is really tooo long.. I think doctors work third shift. The hospital is full, my name is not called yet.๐Ÿ™„. Talking to muffin, or even my blacky is almost same. They gave that look๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ And she is right. Thank you Steveโœจ๐Ÿค—

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