Husband: Honey!
Wife: Yes!
Husband: Why are you looking at that mango juice like that?
Wife : Huh… i am just thinking, how to drink this?
Husband: Al right, Let me show you how. Take this glass and lift up to your chin and drink it… (gulp gulp gulp) that’s it. Isn’t it easy?
Wife: Honey! Are you okay?
Husband: Yes! Don’t ask me for another juice. You tempt me at first place.
Wife: How did you drink it?
Husband : Why how? didn’t i just showed you? Bring another one, i will show you again.
Wife: But i can’t.
Husband: You want me buy another one?
Wife: Even if you still buy where can i go for a lizard?
Husband: What🤔? Lizard🙄🥺? what are you talking honey?🥺
Wife: Yes honey, A lizard fell into that juice and dead drowning in it. I cleaned it up and was thinking whether to flush it or give it to our dog. But you drink it. Well, how does that taste really? Ew🤮!!! i can’t even think about it.😵
Husband: Oh Shit!😳
Thank you and have a great Thursday✨🤗
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Hahahahahaha! Always listen to your wife and don’t be rush 🙂 Very funny Simon!
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OMG:DDD ewww
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Hey Ribanna, 😸😸😸 Thanks for your time✨🤗 Ha ha ha tats true, always listen to wife first😄😄✨✍️
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Hey ilona, Thanks for ur time from ur busy schedule✨😄😄😄 glad u enjoyed the special mango juice✨
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i did, have a wonderful day lovely:)
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Wohohoho … poor man hahaha 😂
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Hey Jessica, Thanks for your time.😂😂 Yes indeed, poor man… ha ha ha😂😂
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Hahaa, had a good laugh 😜
Poor guy 🙊🙊
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😂😂😂 Yes he is😜
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Nice one😂😂
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Thank u ✨😉
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Ha ha !! I can’t stop laughing!!
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😂😂😂
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LOL! GREAT POST Simon!
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✨😉👍 Thank you Eshal ✨🤗
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Any time!
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