Mango Juice

Husband: Honey!

Wife: Yes!

Husband: Why are you looking at that mango juice like that?

Wife : Huh… i am just thinking, how to drink this?

Husband: Al right, Let me show you how. Take this glass and lift up to your chin and drink it… (gulp gulp gulp) that’s it. Isn’t it easy?

Wife: Honey! Are you okay?

Husband: Yes! Don’t ask me for another juice. You tempt me at first place.

Wife: How did you drink it?

Husband : Why how? didn’t i just showed you? Bring another one, i will show you again.

Wife: But i can’t.

Husband: You want me buy another one?

Wife: Even if you still buy where can i go for a lizard?

Husband: What🤔? Lizard🙄🥺? what are you talking honey?🥺

Wife: Yes honey, A lizard fell into that juice and dead drowning in it. I cleaned it up and was thinking whether to flush it or give it to our dog. But you drink it. Well, how does that taste really? Ew🤮!!! i can’t even think about it.😵

Husband: Oh Shit!😳

Thank you and have a great Thursday✨🤗

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